Speaking as a very Caucasian individual with an ancestry pretty much solely stemming from the UK, I realize that what I consider "hot" - both in terms of spice and weather - is likely quite different from that of the majority of my readership. That said, most times I've stepped outside in the last month or so have resulted in my sweat glands going from 0 to 100 and uncharacteristic prayers for an early autumn more so than a desire to take a walk around the neighborhood. Honestly, it's all I can do to tolerate the short walk to the car. Thankfully, as is standard in the First World, we have a handful of solid options around the area to help us beat the heat or at least take the edge off without having to run for the nearest air-conditioned man cave. So, in the interest of keeping you all out of the risk of a heat stroke (if that's even a thing for you guys), I thought now might be a good time to share my choices for the top two water related attractions nearby.
NASHVILLE SHORES
A classic, the local Nashville Shores Water Park Water Park & Treetop Adventure Park | Nashville Shores has been well kept and remains one of if not the top summertime attractions in the area. Located on the shores of Percy Priest Lake, Nashville Shores features a sizeable wave pool and 10 thrilling water slides alongside their slide-and-splash-happy Kowabunga Beach, boasting a massive water treehouse and playground. This one is truly a "fun for the whole family" spot that has plenty to satisfy anyone of any age and type, that is as long as they don't mind a big crowd, because this place stays packed all summer long. From Banana Boat rentals to a lazy river (my personal favorite) to food and drink all self-contained, this is one option where you'll want to arrive early and stay all day. There's even a Treetop Adventure Park (tickets $35 online) that, while not water related, offers hours of outdoor challenges including suspended bridges, giant zip lines, cargo nets, and Tarzan jumps. Actually, after reevaluating all of their options, I'd go so far as to move Nashville Shores into the weekender category, given the completionists among you will most likely need a full two days to experience all they have to offer. Currently, you can pick up a Splash Pass online (unlimited visits from now through Labor Day) for $55, a one-day pass for $45, and a full-day parking pass in their lot will run you about $14. If you're a group of 15-23 people, it's $27 a head. Be aware these prices are for online purchases only, which I would advise, as tickets bought at the gate are considerably pricier.
PINEWOOD CANOE & CAMP
This spot is my #1 and has been near and dear to my heart for well over a decade. Nestled in the backwoods of rural Nunnelly, TN is this ultra-friendly, clean, and well maintained campground that hosts fishing, swimming, canoeing, and kayaking off the scenic Piney River. If you choose to float, which is my personal favorite, you have a good 6 miles of river between the drop-off point and the campground. Their rental prices are competitive, running $40 per single seat kayak, $60 for a tandem, and $50 per canoe, with all rentals including a shuttle to the drop-off point. Having been in business since 1999 under the same ownership, it's no wonder this place is widely beloved and runs like a well-oiled machine. For more info, visit www.pinewoodcanoecamp.com.Ā
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